after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
