Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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