It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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