And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
