My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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