if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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