It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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