Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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