She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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