Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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