So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just google imaged poop.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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