New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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