I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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