I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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