Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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