16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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