So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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