You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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