am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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