i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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