would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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