it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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