He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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