Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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