Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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