have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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