me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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