told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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