I'm going to jail i love you
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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