He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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