Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
