She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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