First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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