This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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