If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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