that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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