her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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