he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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