Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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