So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
