is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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