I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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