This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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