Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
