So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I am in a vortex of obligation.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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