I hope mine doesn't look like that
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
