there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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