So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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