That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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