yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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