your room smells of hookers.
And success
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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