I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
its not stalking. its research.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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